65 Funny Wedding Wishes Poems to Brighten the Hearts of the Couple Getting Married
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65 Funny Wedding Wishes Poems to Brighten the Hearts of the Couple Getting Married 

Picking on the wedding wishes poem can be a daunting task. Read on to fetch heartfelt lines you can use to reach your friends and make them laugh simultaneously.

Weddings sometimes need comical ways to congratulate and wish the groom and the bride. Obviously, funny wedding wishes mark the best. Below are suggestions to set an entire atmosphere of consideration in your relationship with the couple.

Short Funny Wedding Wishes Poems From Groom’s Best Friend

1. Congratulations to the new weird lovers in town!

2. Have you ever been in love? Enjoy the real ironic and iconic moment of your lifetime. 

3. No more late partying, no more long traveling; so boring already it is. Congratulations!

4. Finally trapped in a cage dear! Congratulations.

5. Love is the ultimate law adhering to any law. Happy wedding!

6. The love for the two of you is as sweet and rare. A perfect pair!

7. You two are a perfect set. May your marriage grow without regrets.

8. Marriage is both sweet and horrible. Prepare for the life phase of distractions. Happy wedding.

9. Congratulations as you become the most vulnerable man in the bedroom.

10. Love takes hostages. It gets inside of you. Enjoy your wedding!

11. No amount of wishes or luck will protect you from the painful life of slavery you are about to start as a husband. Congratulations anyway.

12. Love will be shared on this extraordinary day when you will end your bachelor’s life today! Wishing you a life full of life and care.

13. May your marriage shine like a star and set an example for others. Congrats to both of you.

14. Coming together in hope, joined by a promise, and united by love. Congratulations.

15. Growing old and facing almost all phases of life is a blessing. Feel blissful in your phase of marriage.

Teasing Wedding Wishes Poems From The Old University Roommate Of The Bride

1. Best of luck for your time suffering. Have peace with each other. Congratulations.

2. I am happy that you are married now. Congrats on being expensively stupid!

3. Best of luck as you will ignore the little annoying things.

4. I knew you were madly in love but never knew you would be mad enough to marry. Anyways happy wedding.

5. No amount of wishes or luck will protect you from the painful life of slavery you are about to start as a husband. Congratulations anyway.

6. You are shown respect when priests ask you to say ‘I do’. Else it’s not that you have any other choice either. Happy Married Life Ahead!

7. Two become one; one bed, one remote, one bedroom! Congratulations on your union as love partners.

8. I would love to send my wishes on your long life contract. Happy wedding.

9. I’ll tell you the secret of a happy marriage. It remains… a secret to all! Wishing you all the best for the times ahead!

10. Thank you so much for giving us a day to chill. Today is a wonderful day to be married! Congrats.

11. Congratulations on convincing yourself to settle down. May the crazy days start!

12. Hope you will not grow up just because now you are married. Have a blessed and happy life.

13. Just as you shared everything with me. Have it more as culture in sharing it with your new roommate! Congratulations.

14. A replaceable roommate I was, hope your new one will never be replaced.

15. Please no fights as it used to be a roommate. God has blessed you with the best roommates ever. Happy wedding!

Heartfelt Wedding Wishes Poems From The Groom’s Nanny

1. May the true love you share today grow stronger as you grow older together.

2. Wishing you a lifetime of love and happiness.

3. May the love and happiness you feel today shine through all your years.

4. May the years ahead be filled with lasting joy my children!

5. As Bill and Ted said, ‘Be excellent to each other’.

6. Our marriage advice; love, honor…..scrub the toilet.

7. Congratulations to all of you. Your wedding successfully made me sob like a baby.

8. Thanks for the free booze. Happy wedding day!

9. May God bless you and your union.

10. May your love story continue each and every passing year of your love life.

11. What a wonderful addition to our family.  I am so happy to share in your celebration.

12. We love you both. Thanks for letting us share your happiness.

13. I could be happier to call you both a family. To more life family!

14. Welcome to the family daughter. We love you.

15. May your marriage be filled with all the right ingredients; a heap of love, a dash of humor, a touch of romance, and a spoonful of understanding.

Exciting Wedding Wishes Poems From The Bride’s Childhood Friend

1. With warm congratulations to a very special pair, who have found their dearest moments in the happy life they share.

2. Like a lighthouse at night, may your mutual love shine brighter. 

3. Congratulations to the bride and groom. May you enjoy love and happiness.

4. Marriage is a beautiful time when two souls share their love. Happy wedding!

5. The only difference between being married and being stupid is that you are paying someone to conduct that stupid act when you marry.

6. As you walk down the aisle, don’t be nervous before saying ‘I do’ because you do not have a choice. Good luck.

7. Getting married is like drama in school. You get to practice everything from comedy to melodrama to tragedy. Congratulations!

8. Your wife compliments you perfectly. She shadows your flaws and accentuates your qualities. Now we know why you decided to.

9. Welcome to the dangerous world of married life. It’s too late to repent. Have a fantastic journey.

10. Warmest wishes to my friend. I really feel so happy that you two found each other.

11. Marriage is not only a glorious bond. It is the adventure that endures until the end of time.

12. The two of you were meant for each other. May you welcome me to celebrate anniversaries ahead.

13. Indeed growth makes people mature for serious things. Happy new marriage responsibilities mature friend.

14. Our childhood plays are becoming a reality. Happy wedding.

15. Have it full of joy, happiness, peace, and hope in your serious life. Happy wedding!

16. Have a life full of laughter and love. May your marriage be blessed with joy, prosperity and good fortune. Congratulations!

17. Congratulations to both of you. May your union be blessed with love and companionship for a lifetime. Wishing you all the best!

18. May your love continue to bloom and grow with each passing day. I wish you a very happy and blessed marriage!

19. Wishing you all the happiness, luck, and love that comes with a lifetime of marriage. May your love never end.

20. Congratulations on your wedding day! May you have a happy, healthy and wonderful marriage. All the best!  ​

Conclusion 

Break the norm and inject the celebration with fun at the wedding. Find the right magical and funny wedding poems to put a smile on the face of your loved ones.

On the same day, you can gift the couples unique gifts to improve the wedding. You can present to the bride a custom-name jewelry box. It is a box used to store earrings, bracelets, and necklaces. It will create the bride’s fear of losing jewelry while traveling.

Also, a dainty name circle necklace has a birthstone and a birth flower charm. You can choose the recipient’s birthstone month and flower and engrave on it a name.

Vincent Otieno

Vincent Otieno is a passionate jewelry enthusiast and writer at Getnamenecklace, an e-commerce store dedicated to offering exquisite jewelry and thoughtful gifts for your loved ones. With a keen eye for detail and a deep appreciation for the art of gift-giving, Vincent curates a collection that celebrates the beauty of craftsmanship and the joy of making family moments unforgettable.

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