Happy Halloween, everyone! In honor of this spooky holiday, we’ve collected some of the cutest and funniest Halloween quotes for you to enjoy. Whether you are looking for a quick laugh or something to get you in the spirit, these quotes are sure to do the trick!
Exciting Short Halloween Quotes
Finding the right words when conversing with your family and friends can be difficult. Don’t worry! These cute short Halloween quotes will make you have a fantastic night!
“All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.” -Stephen King.
“A Halloween mask reveals how scary you can be if you become a vampire.”
All my best ghoulfriends are total witches.
A wee but wicked
Be witched or do what I want!
The bewitching hour should find you crawled up in a corner, shivering like you’ve seen the ghost of Banquo.
Behold, the night of the owl and bat has arrived. You’ll not hide anywhere tonight!
Buckle up; it’s going to be a rocky night!
By piercing my little finger, something scary comes into the room.
Careful, or you’ll end up in my spell book!
Catch me if you can! I’m a ghost moving like the wind.
Cast a spell on me because you’re a witch tonight.
Don’t be a scaredy-cat!
Don’t be a little scared, puppy, man!
Double, double, toil and trouble
Eek! Did I just see a mouse?
Even wizards need a little cuddling before they cast a spell.
Eye of the vampire opens tonight as it hunts for blood in the neighborhood
Forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest.
Ghosts are God’s way of saying, “Hey, I’m still here!”
Try to kiss me if you can!
Ghosts just want to have fun.
Give me candy, or give me death!
Halloween is nature’s way of saying, “Be afraid of the dark.” – Samhain.
Halloween is when people dress up like monsters and go door to door asking for candy.
Halloween is the perfect night to dress up as your favorite monster and trick-or-treat!
Hakuna Matata!
Here’s looking at you, kid.
I’m a witch; I’m a witch; I’m a wicked little witch!
I’m not afraid of a ghost.
You’re not getting any candy if you don’t dress up for Halloween!
You only get to taste a Halloween Candy once a year
It’s time to get spooky!
Keep calm and carry a wand.
Let’s get this party started!
Life is too short to be anything.
I am big! It’s the pictures that got small.
It’s alive! It’s alive!
I am large, I contain multitudes
I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse
I’m your huckleberry.
It’s a wonderful life!
It’s not easy being green.
I’m the ghost with the most!
“In the fall, the leaves falling from the trees are like stars falling from the sky.” — Unknown.
Kiss me; I’m Irish!
Luck is a lady tonight.
May the force be with you.
“My favorite color is orange because it’s a scary, happy color.” -said Wiz Khalifa
No wire hangers, ever!
Nobody puts Baby in the corner.
Oh, the places you’ll go to!
One more thing
“October is the fallen leaf, the harvest moon, the hunter’s moon, and the dying year.” – Unknown.
Cute Short Halloween Quotes About Pumpkins
Use these hilarious short Halloween quotes about pumpkins to make your night more exciting:
“Pumpkins are the witches’ best friend.”
“Ghosts steal your pumpkins when you fall asleep.”
“Pumpkins are nature’s way of saying, ‘Hey, can you spare a quarter?'” – Unknown
“Pumpkins are like cats. They will take over the world if given a chance.” – Unknown.
“Pumpkins are the witches’ favorite plaything” – Unknown.
“Pumpkins are vegetables. Turnips are too, but you don’t put them in pies.” – Unknown.
“Pumpkins are squash with attitude.” – Unknown.
“Pumpkins are like babies. You must watch them all the time, or they’ll rot.” – Unknown.
“Pumpkin spice lattes are egg nog for morning people.” — John Oliver.
“Pumpkins are the only vegetables that excite vampires and ghosts on Halloween”
Party on, Jon!
Party Poopers will get hanged tonight by the wizard of oz!
“Pumpkins show you that ghosts are about to visit your neighborhood” – Unknown
Sweet Halloween Quotes from Famous People
If you love quoting famous people in your conversations, these cute short Halloween quotes may help you make the festive night memorable.
“The Son of Gotham must die tonight!” Theo Galavan in Gotham Season 2.
“We will wipe out the human race tonight” – Lord Marshall from Riddick.
“See you later, alligator!”
“Something Wicked this way comes.” – Ray Bradbury
“The autumn wind is a pirate. Blustering in from sea with the scour of one hundred days and nights, he raids the land for crops to capture.” – Paul Theroux.
“The best way to scare a vampire is to jump out of a coffin and shout ‘Boo!'” – Unknown
“There are two times for a man: autumn and spring.” – Albert Camus.
“The witching hour, when churchyards yawn.” – Edgar Allan Poe
“Till then, may your pumpkins be plump, your cider sweet, and your hayrides bumpy.” –
Unknown.
“The best way to scare people is to act normal.” – Unknown.
“The scariest monsters are the ones that lurk within our souls.” – said Edgar Allan Poe.
“The best time to wear a black mask and an orange shirt is during Halloween” – Unknown.
“The air is like a butterfly / With frail blue wings.” -Shakespeare, ‘A Midsummer Night’s Dream.
“I come to life during Halloween. Who am I?” Unknown.
“The best way to scare a vampire is to wear garlic on your chest.” – Unknown.
Witch way to the party?
“You’re never too old to dress up and have some fun.” – Unknown.
You can’t spell fun without f-u-n
“Zombies are like potatoes. If you wait long enough, they’ll return.” – Unknown.
Conclusion
So there you have it, some of the best short Halloween quotes around. We hope you enjoyed reading them as much as we enjoyed putting them together.
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I don’t know about the bullet points.. maybe kinda forced.