Halloween is a time for spooky fun, costumes, and tombstones! If you’re looking for a way to make friends laugh, why not create some humorous tombstone quotes? In this blog post, we will share some of our favorite funny tombstone quotes. Happy Halloween!
Funny Tombstone Sayings For Halloween
Tombstones are a necessary part of any Halloween decoration scheme. Without them, your graveyard just wouldn’t be complete. But why settle for the boring, generic tombstone sayings when you can add a little bit of creativity and humor to your graveyard with these funny tombstone sayings?
1.
“Here lies Jane Doe.
She died of good intentions.”
2.
“RIP John Smith.
We all knew he was dead but didn’t know when.”
3.
“Here lies Mary Smith.
She was a good wife, a great mother, and an even better friend.
We all miss her dearly.”
4.
“Here lies Bill Jones.
He was a great husband, a wonderful father, and an all-around great guy.
All will miss him.”
5.
He caught a fishbone in his throat
Which made him sing an angel’s note.
6.
Here lies the body of Lester Moore
Three slugs from a forty-four
No less, no more
7.
Shot in the head by an arrow from a quiver
He sure put a hole in Juan
8.
Here lies Abraham Lincoln
The assassinator shot hit him in the head
Now he is no more.
9.
Here lies dear old Fred
He didn’t check the road before crossing the highway
And now he’s dead.
10.
Here lies the body of Jim Tully
He died with his boots on.
And by the way, he is dead.”
Exciting tombstone sayings from famous TV Shows
Tv shows are a great source of tombstone sayings. You can find some fascinating ones that will make your Halloween party enjoyable.
1.
“Here lies Jon Snow.
He knows nothing.”
2.
“Here lies the body of Lord Eddard Stark.
Winter came for him.”
3.
“Here lies Robb Stark.
He should have listened to his mother.”
4.
“Here lies Joffrey Baratheon.
He deserved it.”
5.
“Here lies Myrcella Baratheon.
She deserved better.”
6.
“Here lies Oberyn Martell.
He died as he lived: dangerously.”
7.
“Here lies Tywin Lannister.
He died as he lived: in his sh-t.”
8.
“Here lies Ramsay Bolton.
He got what was coming to him.”
9.
“Here lies Stannis Baratheon.
He should have burned the witch.”
10.
“And finally, here lies Ned Stark.
He should have burned the witch.”
11.
Here lies Little Finger
He choked on his schemes.
12.
Here lies the Night King
He should have burned the witch.
13.
Tonight king Robert Baratheon was fatally wounded by a boar.
He should have listened to his wife.
14.
Here lies Joffrey of Houses Baratheon and Lannister,
King after Robert Baratheon
He died like the spoilt brat he was.”
15.
“Here lies Cersei Lannister.
She died as she lived: a bitch”
16.
Sauron,
The Dark Lord of Mordor.
He died as he lived: in darkness.”
17.
Saruman,
The White Wizard of Isengard.
He died as he lived: in treason.”
18.
Gandalf,
The Grey Wizard of Middle-earth.
He died as he lived: in wisdom.”
19.
Radagast,
The Brown Wizard of Middle-earth.
He died as he lived: in service to nature.”
20.
“Here lies Aragorn II Elessar,
King of Gondor and Arnor,
Champion of the Free Peoples of Middle-earth.
He died as he lived: in peace.”
21.
“Here lies Legolas Greenleaf,
Elf of Greenwood the Great.
He died as he lived: in friendship.”
22.
“Here lies Gimli,
Son of Gloin,
Dwarf of Erebor.
He died as he lived: in courage.”
23.
“And finally, here lies Frodo Baggins,
Hobbit of the Shire.
He died as he lived: in hope.”
24.
“Here lies Dumbledore.
He died as he lived: in love.”
25.
“Here lies Snape.
He died as he lived: in service.”
26.
“Here lies Voldemort.
He died as he lived: in hatred.”
26.
“And finally, here lies Harry Potter.
He died as he lived: in courage.”
27.
“Here lies Hermione Granger.
She died as she lived: in wisdom.”
28.
“Here lies Ron Weasley.
He died as he lived: in loyalty.”
29.
“And finally, here lies Albus Severus Potter.
He died as he lived: in hope.”
30.
“Here lies Sirius Black.
He died as he lived: in love.”
31.
“Here lies Remus Lupin.
He died as he lived: in courage.”
32.
“Here lies Dobby.
He died as he lived: in loyalty.”
33.
“And finally, here lies Hedwig.
She died as she lived: in love.”
34.
“Here lies Tonks.
She died as she lived: in courage.”
35.
“Here lies Lupin.
He died as he lived: in love.”
36.
Here lies Floki, the Viking
He should have listened to the voice inside his head.
37.
Here lies Ragnar Lothbrok
He died as he lived: in glory.”
38.
“And finally, here lies Lagertha.
She died as he lived: in courage.”
39.
“Here lies Rollo.
He died as he lived: in honor.”
40.
“Here lies Bjorn Ironside.
He died as he lived: in legend.”
41.
“And finally, here lies Ivar the Boneless.
He died as he lived: in victory.”
42.
“Here lies King Egbert of Wessex.
He died as he lived: in battle.”
43.
“Here lies King Aethelwulf of Wessex.
He died as he lived: in faith.”
44.
King Athelstan the Apostate
He died as he lived: in rebellion.”
45.
“And finally, here lies King Edmund the Martyr.
He died as he lived: in holiness.”
46.
“Here lies Lady Godiva.
She died as she lived: in courage.”
Witty Halloween Tombstone Names
Tombstone names are an ingenious way to add fun and laughter to Halloween. Here are some funny tombstone names that will make your friends laugh.
- Abbie Normal
- Ben Dismembered
- Diane Rott
- Eddie Cadaver
- Frank N. Stein
- George Dead
- Hector the Collector
- Igor Scary
- Jasper Deady
- John Doe
- Larry Deadman
- Mary Christmas
- Moe D. Grave
- Ned Stark
- Peter Pumpkin Eater
- Seymour Butts
- Tombs T. Coffin
- Wanda Witch
- Zombie Jones
- Mannie Bones
- Dawn Undertaker
- Ella Menter
- Holly Daze
- Lydia Deetz
- Melanie Grave
- Norman Bates
- Oscar, the Grouch
- Rebecca DeMornay
- Sandy Claws
- The Grim Reaper
- Victoria Frankenstein
- Willie B. Dead
- Zackary Mummy
Conclusion
When it comes to creativity, there are no limits- so have fun and be creative! If you want to be extra creative, try making your tombstone quote, name, or epitaph. Be sure to share your favorite Halloween tombstone quotes with us in the comments below! Happy Halloween!
